mEmOrY jErK....

It's incredible how the mind works.... well it is incredible for me and my fellow bears here as our heads are stuffed with fluff.
So it is a true miracle we remember anything at all...... lots of 'cuddlers' minds are also stuffed with fluff or single brain cells but they do tend to refuse to be as honest as us bears... but there you go.

This morning I was surfing the 'net, as you do .. and came across this brand new 'dot com' blog... I think the owner has been around a while/ for some time / since time began though..... just a hunch you understand???

Anyways he mentions us bears there on his swish 'dot com' site ..... fame and fortune again dear bears..... but alas with accolade is the horror.. in the same resticted area he mentions 'Woody Woodpecker'...... arghhhhh Woody Ruddy Woodpescker' the bane of my life growing up with my dear 'cuddler' and her two evil older brothers.

The younger of the two brothers had a rubberised toy version of 'that' bird and he would insist on pecking at me really hard with it whilst imitating it's awful laugh .. listening to it now still makes my fur stand on end.. it seems like only yesterday.......

My cuddler would be hysterical trying to save me but still that darned woodpecker kept at me ....laughing on........

& don't even get me started on this evil little guy.. known as 'Shoddy' in our house

He sure got his come uppance when a friends son bit his bell off... how me and 'cuddler' laughed

make over .................

Since this new found 'thing ee me jig' blog type thing my 'cuddler' has taken pity on me and has taken so much more interest in me. She has realised just how shabby I have got over the past 40 odd years and has started a makeover programme on me.
She has started on my face. I know I looked irresistible before and 'cuddler' loves me however I look but hey I am not one to miss a bit more pampering........... judge for yourself the results.

Right eye before and after lazer and stitching

eye alignment before and after... ooo my amber eyes are so gorgeous..

Nose definition, age spot removal and fur bleaching..... before and after


now who is looking like a 'babe magnet' hey Grumpy Ted??




Oh ok the botox was a bit of a shock but I am told the swelling will go down soon.......

She is doing my legs next.........................